I stumbled a very interesting Website when I was searching for funny updates and posts on Facebook, which is called funnystatus.com.
Let’s see what people are saying on Facebook. One says that he’s happy that his children are taking him to lunch. In this way he will have the chance to spent more time with them, and he even got the chance of selecting the place for lunch. He also has the chance of driving and of… paying the lunch.
Another one says that he’s good in bad. He can sleep hours and hours without interruptions. A very funny man says that he got his wife for her birthday a mirror. In this way, he is going to show her who is the boss in that house. She needs to look in the mirror, in case you are still processing this. Apparently, even Mentos has statuses on Facebook or someone who loves Mentos. Mentos says to Diet Coke: “Dear, I can see that you are overreacting.”
There are also some funny pictures, that I am not able to show, because they belong to their rightful owners and some of them are… well, they can’t be posted on this Website, being too vulgar.
As an advice for all the people who post pictures with them in awkward situations and positions, don’t do that anymore, because your boss can see you and if you work at a very large company and you have a very important job, well… this is not going to be that good. I want to emphasize one more thing here, related to pictures, try to post pictures that represent you and in the same time, are not offensive to anyone and are not vulgar. Being too much of these two can create unusual responses even from your real friends.
For example, I saw a status of a girl (luckily, there wasn’t any picture) saying that she is at the shower. In about a half an hour, 42 men liked this status. When the girl came out from the shower, she replied to all of them: “Really?” So, the guys simply liked the fact that she is at the shower, they needed no picture with her naked. They simply pictured her naked and it was enough.
Although I must admit, I haven’t checked that girl’s photos. Perhaps she had some provocative pictures of her own and maybe that’s why her friends liked that status, I don’t know. Anyway, guys can get enthusiasmated very quickly, perhaps that is why the girl posted that, to see the reactions of her friends.
It is reported that the oldest person on Facebook is 103 and she is a woman updating her statuses from her… iPad. Well, this is something, not like my grandmother who is 80 and she bearly knows to use her cell phone.
She is born in 1907 and seen them all, the two world wars, some great discoveries from around the world, the release of the first television and so on. She now experiences the thrill of the social networking. I hope that she sees the letters on the screen, because the iPad is rather small, and according to her age, this can be a problem. I hope that her grandchildren are helping her in this new technological world. She took the place of another woman, which was 104, but died last year.
If you see a funny status from one of your friends, you can write to funnystatus.com and after they will approve the comment you sent, then your post is going to be seen by a whole world. Make sure that the updates are in English, otherwise most of the people won’t be able to understand. Don’t try to translate the statuses, because there are a lot of meanings which disappear at a translation.
A goos status says that men are like high heels. You can wore them easier, when you started to get tired of them. Now, let’s see an update about a cultured yogurt. Someone says that the yogurt that he or she is eating at this moment is very cultured, that’s why she or he can’t eat it in any other moment, than when listening to classical music.
There are more where these came from. I won’t offer you all, because this would mean to start writing a book. You can see all sort of funny statuses if you simply login to Facebook. There are funny updates on Twitter as well, but since Facebook is more popular, I have chosen to discuss about Facebook.
